Sunday, July 20, 2008
Big Brains
Well, now I've heard everything. Last night we went out to play cards with friends. At one point in the evening, our buddy Ryan touched my straw. He has now assured me that just by touching the straw the baby will have lots of brains :-) I'm pretty sure it will take away something from the baby!! :-)
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Hmmmm... I must have been even drunker than I thought... don't remember that at all. Don't get me wrong, couldn't be a truer line of thinking... just don't remember saying it.
Along the same line... did you know that the consistancy of the brain is such that it could be sucked through a straw if you inserted it into the top of your head? Truth! Try it, kind of like when you are really into drinking a strawberry shake and suddenly you get that surprising blast of a mushy [but yummy] strawberry hitting you in the back of the throat.
ps. now reread this out loud so the little turd comes out knowing something other than the first 43 digets of Pi... which he has now listened to John repeat a million times in the last few weeks.
So you're the reason I was greeted this evening with that damn Pi song again....*sigh* Hopefully that just means that the baby will be really smart. That is quite the description of the shake - and very vivid - and now I want a home made shake!!!
PS - you were drunk enough that you definitely said I HAD to post about that :-)
I even remember this whole conversation!!!! And he says I drink too much.....hmmmmmmmmmm
Thank God I didn't touch the straw...the baby would be a alcoholic that looks similar to Carol Burnett.
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